Troll!Reader x Karkat (rebel love song)

  I ran as fast as I possibly could from my house, I now officially hated Dave Strider. He ripped out my fragile heart and stepped on it, treating it like a contagious disease. Coming across my old hideout I decided to climb the large tree on the side on the small hut, plugging in some headphones and blasting my black veil brides playlist loudly. Maybe if I went deaf from the loud lyrics I could pretend like I never had heard a word that inconsiderate douchmuffin had said to me. Ugh I wanted to boil him on a stove along with all of his other human friends. Though the only thing that was boiling was my blue blood, my whole face was probably blue now, from anger and embarrassment. I groaned in frustration as I put my head in my grey hands...Why were humans so un-loyal to their quadrants? They were always 'oh this isn`t going to work out' or 'were way to different, we`re not even of the same species.' Well you know what I think the all humans are untrustworthy, selfish fuckasses and I hated them all every single one one of them. The only person who really understood me was my Moirail Karkat, though he totally acted oppositely and denied everything when Terezi or Nepeta  asked him anything about the matter. I mean there was always Feferi  i but she was usually way to perky to deal with serious matters like the importance of a matespirit`s quadrant. It didn`t really matter though I only needed one person to talk to. One person`s enough, right? Who knew who would blab and who would keep their trap shut about matters like this one? But that crap is NOT important right now, what is important is that I sulk in this tree until I die...or until I start to get hungry.

   Sitting inside my house, I glared at my toast, cursing myself for getting hungry so quickly all of the time. My Phone rang across the large dining room loudly, playing the chorus to it`s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone word  by  blood on the dance floor. I sighed deeply before picking my lazy, depressed ass up and trudging over to pick it up, oh thank gog it`s Karkat! 

"KatkatYouWereRightStriderIsAnAssholeyDoucheMuffinWithoutCommonDecencyForOtherTrollsFeelings!" I cried into the phone loudly, My voice on the verge of cracking horribly.

"(name) Did he break up with you? I told you this would happen, Dave is a huge asshole who can`t rap and has his head so far up his 'cool kid' ass that he can`t bother to think about other people!" Karkat boomed loudly, causing my to cry even harder, "Oh, gog (name) please dont cry, I`m sorry. I`ll be over and a few minutes, your at your hive right?" 

"Yes" I nodded even though he couldn`t see me at all, and hung up.

*le 14 minute timeskip*

   A knock was heard at my hive`s door and my head perked up as I jumped up to open it. There stood the best person ever, we`ll at he moment. I practically knocked him over in the worlds saddest glomp ever. He looked at me softly and hugged me back, I loved his secret sweet and caring side, the one that loved romcoms and romance. He walked slowly to my 'living room' and Popped a DVD into the player, then he sat on my plush couch, with his arms open, inviting me to cuddle and cry my cares away. I ran and jumped onto the space on the side of him, burying my now blue face in his chest, and letting my blue tears slip over my (color) eyes and onto his blue shirt that he was wearing, just for this issue. The movie came on and he pressed play on the remote, then wrapped his arms around me softly, letting me continue sobbing uncontrollably.

   

   He looked at me with his Amber eyes and waited for me to calm down, "I hate Dave, He-" I was suddenly cut off by karkat's soft lips on my own.

I wrapped my small grey arms around his shoulders, climbing onto his lap and continued to kiss him. I couldn`t get enough, I needed his kiss like I need ed to breath. This kiss was my very soul the very thing I could ever possibly need, I wanted more...I needed more. But I couldn`t always get what I wanted because Karkat pulled away, for air.

"Don`t talk about that fuckass because we have each other okay?" he asked.

"Okay, um matespirits?" My voice trembled as I asked the question softly.

"Of course" He laughed, pushing me on my back and kissing my neck.

EXTENDED ENDING BITCHES!(brought to you by bro)

Dave sighed before walking into your hive to apologize to you, only to witness something he shouldn't have and walking out the door sadly.